““Sammy the Snot Who Lives in Your Nose''
““Try Not to Stare at the Giants, Honey''
““The Little Train That Could But Chose Not To''
““Who’s That Peeking in My Window?''
““Gloria, the Sperm Bank Kid''
““Mommy Swings''
““My Peg Leg Grandpa''
““Hey Kids, Say No to Mr. Drugs''
““I Can’t Wait Until I’m Old Enough to Hunt With My Dad''
Source: Publishers Weekly